Thursday 31 July 2014

How To: Make Cut Flowers Live Longer

Have you even gotten a bouquet of flowers? I haven't but that's okay, I hate them anyway. As you're placing them in a vase you're thinking, "Great, in a few days I have to clean up this crap". However, there's a special trick into getting these unlucky organisms to live longer without having to buy those nourishment packages.


STEP ONE: Grab a penny and a teaspoon of sugar

STEP TWO: Drop your penny and sugar into the vase

The sugar feeds the flowers while the penny acidifies the bacteria produced from the sugar so that they live longer. This is basically torture, similar to getting your legs chopped off and being fed so that you don't die. It's sick and you should be ashamed. Thank you for reading!

Tuesday 29 July 2014

How To: Make YouTube Videos Repeat Automatically

Have you ever found a song you liked on YouTube and grew tired of replaying the video manually?
Look at the URL of your video then click in between youtube and .com and type repeat.

EXAMPLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsTjI75uEUQ

change to

http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=XsTjI75uEUQ

Now go enjoy listening to your song over and over and over again.

Sunday 27 July 2014

Emergency Candle Substitute

I don't know who actually purchases candles specifically for black-outs because at home we always carry flashlights and scented candles in the storage room. For those of you who don't own any of those items, you could always light up a crayon and use it as a candle and they last for about 30 minutes.

If it's your child's crayon, make sure you ask for permission before you piss them off.

Friday 25 July 2014

Finding Small Items Easier

I have terrible vision and my glasses don't do any good so finding small items such as jewelry would be extremely tough for me. Here's how you can find missing items easier especially in hard to reach places.

STEP ONE: You need a stocking, rubber band, and vacuum a cleaner

STEP TWO: Unroll the stocking onto the vacuum tube then secure it with a rubber band

STEP THREE: Turn on the vacuum then start searching!

Hopefully you will find your lost belongings because finding misplaced items to me is one of the most amazing feelings ever. Good luck!

Wednesday 23 July 2014

Keeping your Water Bottle Ice Cold for Summer

I remember vending machine drinks were only $1 and now they're around $1.50 to $2.50, it's crazy! It's summer, your quench for thirst is more frequent and you don't want to pay for overpriced drinks.

The problem with bringing your water bottle from home is that it either ends up being too warm when left in the car or completely frozen to the point that it's undrinkable. This guide will show you a smarter way on how to keep your bottle ice cold during entire day.


STEP ONE: Uncap and fill your bottle up halfway with water (You must do this step the day before heading out)

STEP TWO: Place your bottle on it's side next to the sink so that any excess can spill out

STEP THREE: Take your water bottle and leave in it in the freezer overnight. Make sure the bottle is on it's side

STEP FOUR: Once you are ready to go out, fill up your bottle with your favourite drink but if you're exercising, I recommend water because sweating and drinking pop is gross

Your drink will be ice cold within a few minutes and will last the entire summer day.

Monday 21 July 2014

How To: Eat a Cupcake Efficiently

Most likely those who've eaten a cupcake for the first time has probably struggled eating both the filling and the cake. This simple guide will show you how to efficiently eat a cupcake with minimal effort.


STEP ONE: Carefully peel off the cupcake liner

STEP TWO: Horizontally slice the cake section in half using a knife

STEP THREE: Switch the top section with the bottom section so that it's built similar to a hamburger

Now you can enjoy eating your cupcake without having to worry about your icing finishing first.

Saturday 19 July 2014

Quick & Easy Fruit Fly Trap

Fruit flies are usually attracted to rotten produce and if you tell me you have fruit flies around your home, I'll accuse you for living in a dirty home. This guide will show you how to trap fruit flies with minimal effort.


STEP ONE: Grab a glass cup, plastic wrap, rotten fruit, and a toothpick 

STEP TWO: Place the rotten fruit into the cup

STEP THREE: Wrap the top of the glass with plastic and use the toothpick to create a hole big enough to fit in the fruit flies


Now watch your cup become a utopia for fruit flies and hopefully you will now consider about leaving rotten produce on your dining table.

Thursday 17 July 2014

How To: Revive Dry Mascara


This is the face I make when my mascara dries out.


Mascaras usually last about 3 months but I've been using the same one for almost a year! This guide will help those who want to save money and not feel pressured to get most out of their mascara before it dries up.

STEP ONE: Place the container in a mug then pour boiling water until it is almost covered

STEP TWO: Wait about two minutes for the mascara to hydrate and kill the bacteria

And you're done! the moment you try it, it will feel like as if it was new. The mascara will dry a lot quicker, so about every 3rd application requires the container to run under boiling water again.

How To: Easily Separate Egg Yolk from Egg White

If you're one of the those people who do a dreadful job at separating an egg yolk from the egg white, then this post is for you!


STEP ONE: Grab an egg, plate, and a plastic water bottle


STEP TWO: Crack open the egg and place the liquid onto the plate

STEP THREE: Gently squeeze the bottle before placing the mouth against the yolk then release and it will suck it like a vacuum! (Don't forget to look amazed while you're doing it, too)
And you're done! Make sure you clean up after you're done because I really can't stand people who don't clean up after themselves.